Kua rongo koe i nga ture a Murphy? He kaupapa pakihi puoro tenei. Ko tana tohu katoa ko te mea he iti rawa te wa e raru ai etahi momo raruraru, na, kaore e taea e koe te mawhiti.
1. Na ka tono i muri i taua kai i roto i te McDonald, te ti'aturi nei e whai wa ki a koe te hohoro tango i to koutou tina.
2. E inu ana i te kawhe.
He ra ataahua tenei ra
Ae, ae, ka haere matou
3. Ko te aha he pai ake i etahi wa ki te nui ake i te hoko i tetahi hua iti e kore e tino whakatau i to tumanako.
4. E mea ana kia mutu te kai o te keke ki mua i te moe.
5. E kore e hiahia te hoariri ki tenei.
6. Na ka taea te karanga tenei ko te kore o te tau.
7. He potae pai rawa koe?
Aroha ana ahau ki taku kopu
Ka miharo! I wahia taku kopu.
8. E hiahia ana koe ki te hinu tiakarete ki runga i te taro me te papapātuhi pona?
9. Ko enei kapu waro he tino maamaa ... he paraoa ...
10. Mo etahi, he tino mamae tenei.
11. He peke tenei ... Tino koa.
12. Koinei pea te ahua pai rawa kua kitea e ahau.
13. He pai, he pai ki a koe!
14. Ko te raruraru ka tukuna ki te ataata.
15. Engari i roto i te Instagram he whakaahua tino nui.
16. Tenei ko te ture o te tikanga i roto i tona kororia katoa.
17. Kei mua i a koe tetahi tangata e kore e wehi i te raruraru.
18. Heoi, i te ngangau.
19. Kaore he tangata e whai mana ki te kore.
20. A kaore e tika ana ki te mea ko to raianei ra tenei.
21. Ko te ora he photobomb.
22. Na konei ko te raru.
Aroha, engari he hē te whakautu
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