Titiro ki to maatau whakaahuaapiri pango mai i te toharite toharite o te blogger.
I runga i te awhina a te kaituhi bloghop toharite "kua tohua" ki roto i te kamupene rongonui, ka waiho hei hoa pai mo te whetu. Titiro noa ki enei whakaahua, ka kite tonu i te hunga nana i whakamarie a Angelina Jolie i muri i te wehenga mai i Brad Pitt, i nga makawe o Trump, ka tipua a Spiderman me te tango mai i Beyoncé.
Ki te Beyonce
"Beyonce! Ka taea e koe te whakarongo ki ahau? Tena koa whakahokia mai aku waa. Mamaa mai ana a Mama ki ahau ki te kauhoe i waho! "
"E te Atua! Kia rongo ahau ki tou kopu? "
"I rahua te whakaahua a te whānau. Aita vau i taime no te faaineine ia◊u iho "
Ki a Kim Kardashian me Kanye West
"I muri i te pahua i Paris, he pouri nga hapu o te whanau Kim. Ka tapiritia e ahau nga tae ki te oranga o Kim me Kanye! "
"Kei te moe te whānau"
"E pai ana, Kim, ka waiho ahau hei whaea moroki mo to tamaiti tuatoru ... Kotahi noa mo to whakaaro"
Ki te tangi
"Kei te whakatikatikahia e matou te pihi!"
Ki a Barack Obama
"He whawhai tino tenei"
Ki Rihanna
"Kaua e tautohetohe ki a Rihanna ..."
Ki a Miley Cyrus
"Kaua rawa e waiho he moe moemoea. I moemoea ahau ki te riro i te kuri Miley Cyrus. Na, titiro mai ki ahau.
"Phew, he mea whakarihariha!"
Ki a Justin Bieber
"Justin, Kaore au e mahara ana i oku maihao ... Koinei te mutunga?"
Ki a Leonardo DiCaprio me Kate Winslet
"Mehemea kei runga ahau i te Titanic, kaore a Rosa e titiro ki a Jack, ka ora te kaipuke!"
Ma te Culkin Macaulay
"Kevin, i haere mai au mai i te heke mai ki te whakatupato ia koe. Ae, ko taau ano tenei i te tau 2017 "
Ki a Selena Gomez
"Baby, drive mo te pepa wharepaku ... Kei te mea kei te katoa ..."
Korerotia nga wahine katoa e noho ana i a matou, nga tama a te tangata mangere. Te aroha nei matou ki a koe i to whakaaro! "
"I nga wa katoa kua roa te raupapa a Selena, ka noho ia ki runga i te tepu hei whakapae. He pai, he pena ano, engari e hiahia ana ia kia piri tonu ahau ki a ia, kaua hoki ahau e kai, kia tae mai ra ano tana kai. I tenei wa ka mauhia tana tono mo te hawhe haora! He makariri taku kai, a ka hiakai ahau ano he kuri! "
Ma Margot Robbie
"He rite te ora ki te taone ..."
Ki te "Hoa"
"Kaore nga hoa e hiahia ana ki te kawe ia koe ki ta raatau kamupene ..."
Ki te Spider-Man
"Mauruuru, Spaydi, mo te whakaora ia au!"
"Ka noho tonu he tangata e kore e tino mahi i taau mahi"
Ki a Katy Perry
"Ko te pai rawa i te ra tuatahi o te ao! Mauruuru koe mo te whakauru ia matou! "
Ki a Scarlett Johansson
"Koinei te mea e pa ana ki te hunga e tango ana i taku kaokao kaore i whakaaetia!"
Ki te whanau Simpsons
"Kihai i pai ..."
Ki a Schwarzenegger me Van Damme
"Koinei te mea e tupu ana ka whakaurua e koe te T-shirt kino. E nga tangata, kaore tenei e puta ano, pono. Kahore, kahore! Kaua e! "
Na Angelina Jolie raua ko Brad Pitt
"Hoki i te rangimarie, Brangelina. I roto i to tatou aau ... "